megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

reblog to flourish this year

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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dailytweets:

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thebootydiaries:

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

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